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The world was stunned, four months ago, when Oscar-winning actress Renée Zellweger very suddenly, and with no apparent warning, wed country singer Kenny Chesney, after knowing him only five months. And the world was stunned again last week, when she announced that she was seeking to annul her marriage to Chesney on the grounds of "fraud."
The speculation started immediately. How had Chesney defrauded his bride? What had he represented that had turned out not to be true? If they just didn't like each other, why not get divorced -- why risk the publicity of seeking annulment and calling him out as a fraud?
Late last week, Zellweger sought to reassure fans about the circumstances of her parting with her husband, stating that the "fraud" charge was "simply legal language and not a reflection of Kenny's character."
Well, phew! But if it's not a reflection of his character, what does it mean? We have some guesses.
His real name is "Kenneth Chesneth."
He claims to have a degree in advertising; in fact he never received his diploma due to outstanding library late fees.
He only rents his house in the Caribbean.
He only rents his guitar.
He first worked in the music industry in the late '80s as an R&B singer with the stage name "Rick Astley."
He claimed his many country-music awards were important showbiz prizes; in fact, they are worthless.
He married her thinking she was Joey Lauren Adams.
He claimed to think she was robbed of an Oscar nomination for Nurse Betty; in fact, he thought she was only okay.
His cowboy hat is counterfeit.
He's still pulling for her to get back together with Jim Carrey.
He made her a sandwich with what he said was turkey, but was actually chicken.
He's gay.
He sometimes wears glasses, but they're non-prescription just to make him look smarter.
He cheats on his workouts by counting his reps by two.
He doesn't shave his head -- he's just bald.
She didn't actually have him at "hello."
2 comments:
Now that's funny!!!! But I'm still confused...............
What are you confused about?
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