Monday, November 28, 2005

Things You Can Only Say On Thanksgiving

Since I have been sooo busy and didn't get a chance to post this on Thanksgiving day, here it is now!

1. Talk about a huge breast!

2. Tying the legs together, keeps the inside moist.

3. It's Cool Whip time!

4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!

5. That's one terrific spread!

6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.

7. Are you ready for seconds yet?

8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!

10. Don't play with your meat.

11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.

12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?

13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!

14. You still have a little bit on your chin.

15. How long will it take after you stick it in?

16. You'll know it's ready, when it pops up.

17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!

18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!

19. You might want to eat a little slower, or you'll get indigestion.

I hope everyone had a wonderful Thanksgiving Day and thanked the good Lord for all that we have because we all are truely blessed! I know I am for God giving me you!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Ohhhh, now that was cool.......... or should I say FUNNY!!!!