Holiday Favorite
Schizophrenia - Do You Hear What I Hear?Multiple
Personality Disorder - We Three Kings Disoriented Are
Dementia - I Think I'll Be Home For Christmas
Narcissistic - Hark The Herald Angels Sing About Me
Manic - Deck The Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Offices and towns and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and...
Paranoid - Santa Claus Is Coming To Get Me
Borderline Personality - Thoughts Of Roasting On An Open Fire
Personality Disorder - You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why
Obsessive Compulsive - Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle, Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells..............
Wednesday, December 17, 2008
Tuesday, December 16, 2008
Too Funny......
I am currently at my sisters house waiting for her to feed her dear hubby before we go out for another adventurous trip to the ever loving Wally World. Seriously now, how many damn times can a person go to Wal-Mart a week and manage to spend $60-$70 each trip? Seriously now. This is getting rediculous! Any ways....
Sis invited me out to the garage to show me a couple things and I laughed so hard at something she was so proud of that I couldn't even wait until I got home tonight to blog about it! Now her and David are always talking about getting into shape and so they got these cute little matching pair of pedometers to keep track of how many miles they walk and such. Nice right? Sure is. Now here is where it gets good. She showed me the cool set of bikes they both got. Hers is red and hub's is blue. Nice bikes. Now she points out to me, see that round thing in the center of the front tires? Uh......yeah? "Well", she says, "that's the motor". "And the back metal part here, where you would put stuff, that's where the battery pack goes". Now she is telling me this with all sincerity and a completly straight face as if she was telling me how you mix eggs in a cake mix batter, like it's an every day thing! To say I about busted my gutt was an understatement! I cannot believe that they buy bikes with fricking MOTORS on them! Then she proceeds to show me where the gears are located and tells me that I should stop laughing, that you only use the motor "like when you get stuck going up hill". WHAT? Yeah, uh huh! Like that would be the only time they would use it! I could just hear Lorrie now. Man I just love these bikes! It puts the fun back into exercising doesn't it David? Hey honey by the way, could you please toss one of those Little Debbie coffee cakes over to me while we wait to get up this hill?
Sis invited me out to the garage to show me a couple things and I laughed so hard at something she was so proud of that I couldn't even wait until I got home tonight to blog about it! Now her and David are always talking about getting into shape and so they got these cute little matching pair of pedometers to keep track of how many miles they walk and such. Nice right? Sure is. Now here is where it gets good. She showed me the cool set of bikes they both got. Hers is red and hub's is blue. Nice bikes. Now she points out to me, see that round thing in the center of the front tires? Uh......yeah? "Well", she says, "that's the motor". "And the back metal part here, where you would put stuff, that's where the battery pack goes". Now she is telling me this with all sincerity and a completly straight face as if she was telling me how you mix eggs in a cake mix batter, like it's an every day thing! To say I about busted my gutt was an understatement! I cannot believe that they buy bikes with fricking MOTORS on them! Then she proceeds to show me where the gears are located and tells me that I should stop laughing, that you only use the motor "like when you get stuck going up hill". WHAT? Yeah, uh huh! Like that would be the only time they would use it! I could just hear Lorrie now. Man I just love these bikes! It puts the fun back into exercising doesn't it David? Hey honey by the way, could you please toss one of those Little Debbie coffee cakes over to me while we wait to get up this hill?
Sunday, December 14, 2008
Not Much Went On Here Today
Not much went on today in the Ulrich household. I actually slept most of the day away because I just wasn't feeling very well. That lump in my stomach seems to be growing and damn did it hurt like hell yesterday! Today I decided I wasn't going to deal with the pain so I just stayed in bed and got caught up on some much needed beauty sleep. If you could see what I look like you would very much agree on how bad I need it! (snort!)
I didn't do a damn thing Christmasy either. I have been wanting to watch some Christmas movies and do some baking and stuff but just haven't had the energy. Nichole has off Tuesday and so we are thinking about doing some holiday baking. I am so stooked about that! I just LOVE to make Christmas cookies! We had so much fun last year doing it! I suggested that we go and bake by Nicholes new house but she claims she has no room and no kitchen table to use. I can sure fix that! She has the biggest kitchen out of all of us and that's why I want to go there! Besides.......I just love her house and am excited to spend some quality time there with her! We'll see.
Well I don't feel like writing much tonight so I'm going to cut it short. I have been trying to keep up with some writing and it'll probably take me awhile getting back used to doign it so just bare with me here will ya? This girl is trying!
That's all for now..........until later..........adios!
I didn't do a damn thing Christmasy either. I have been wanting to watch some Christmas movies and do some baking and stuff but just haven't had the energy. Nichole has off Tuesday and so we are thinking about doing some holiday baking. I am so stooked about that! I just LOVE to make Christmas cookies! We had so much fun last year doing it! I suggested that we go and bake by Nicholes new house but she claims she has no room and no kitchen table to use. I can sure fix that! She has the biggest kitchen out of all of us and that's why I want to go there! Besides.......I just love her house and am excited to spend some quality time there with her! We'll see.
Well I don't feel like writing much tonight so I'm going to cut it short. I have been trying to keep up with some writing and it'll probably take me awhile getting back used to doign it so just bare with me here will ya? This girl is trying!
That's all for now..........until later..........adios!
Friday, December 12, 2008
And So The Christmas Joke's Begin....
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.
'The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It represents a candle', he said.'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said.
The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.'Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'.
The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of woman's panties.St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do those symbolize?
'The man replied, 'These are Carols.'
'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.
'The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It represents a candle', he said.'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said.
The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.'Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'.
The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of woman's panties.St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do those symbolize?
'The man replied, 'These are Carols.'
A Happy Day After All
Skip the makeover thingy. I just can't do it and have no patience whatsoever right now.
So there. Deal with it. Can you tell I am very impatient person? When I want something, I want it right away. Instant gratification. That's me.
Any hoot.....I had a nice surprise today. Nichole and I had to go to the much dreaded mall today to drop off our presents for our Angels. (Angels meaning the names we picked off the Christmas tree for families in need.) The weather was rainy and dark and I needed gas badly, I was almost on empty when I pulled into the gas station at the corner by us. I pulled in but was actually on my way out thinking that it was way too crowded and that I would go somewhere else to save time but then though aw hell, I'm already here, might as well just stay here. So as soon as I pulled up to the pump this guy came up to my window with tickets in his hand and asked if I wanted $10 worth of free gas and handed me a ticket. I asked what the catch was and he told me there wasn't any. They were just promoting some rodeo thing at the RBC center and that they were giving away $500 worth of free gas just for that day. Actually, it was just $10 cards they were giving away. You didn't even have to buy gas, you could go into the store and get anything you wanted. Heck yeah I'll take it! I went in and the guy in front of me was getting himself 2 packs of cigarettes, a lady was getting beer and I got gas since that's what I went there for anyway. Sure shit, it was free. I was so happy! I didn't even know about it but the guy said that they have been advertising it on FOX 50 for a few days now. I watch channel 50 but I never seen it advertised! Lucky me! So you see ladies and gentlemen there is a lesson to be learned here. If you need to stop somewhere and see that the place is very busy, don't just pass it up. Stop anyways. It's busy for a reason and you just might benefit from it.
What a happy day it was...rain and all!
So there. Deal with it. Can you tell I am very impatient person? When I want something, I want it right away. Instant gratification. That's me.
Any hoot.....I had a nice surprise today. Nichole and I had to go to the much dreaded mall today to drop off our presents for our Angels. (Angels meaning the names we picked off the Christmas tree for families in need.) The weather was rainy and dark and I needed gas badly, I was almost on empty when I pulled into the gas station at the corner by us. I pulled in but was actually on my way out thinking that it was way too crowded and that I would go somewhere else to save time but then though aw hell, I'm already here, might as well just stay here. So as soon as I pulled up to the pump this guy came up to my window with tickets in his hand and asked if I wanted $10 worth of free gas and handed me a ticket. I asked what the catch was and he told me there wasn't any. They were just promoting some rodeo thing at the RBC center and that they were giving away $500 worth of free gas just for that day. Actually, it was just $10 cards they were giving away. You didn't even have to buy gas, you could go into the store and get anything you wanted. Heck yeah I'll take it! I went in and the guy in front of me was getting himself 2 packs of cigarettes, a lady was getting beer and I got gas since that's what I went there for anyway. Sure shit, it was free. I was so happy! I didn't even know about it but the guy said that they have been advertising it on FOX 50 for a few days now. I watch channel 50 but I never seen it advertised! Lucky me! So you see ladies and gentlemen there is a lesson to be learned here. If you need to stop somewhere and see that the place is very busy, don't just pass it up. Stop anyways. It's busy for a reason and you just might benefit from it.
What a happy day it was...rain and all!
Monday, December 08, 2008
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