I am currently at my sisters house waiting for her to feed her dear hubby before we go out for another adventurous trip to the ever loving Wally World. Seriously now, how many damn times can a person go to Wal-Mart a week and manage to spend $60-$70 each trip? Seriously now. This is getting rediculous! Any ways....
Sis invited me out to the garage to show me a couple things and I laughed so hard at something she was so proud of that I couldn't even wait until I got home tonight to blog about it! Now her and David are always talking about getting into shape and so they got these cute little matching pair of pedometers to keep track of how many miles they walk and such. Nice right? Sure is. Now here is where it gets good. She showed me the cool set of bikes they both got. Hers is red and hub's is blue. Nice bikes. Now she points out to me, see that round thing in the center of the front tires? Uh......yeah? "Well", she says, "that's the motor". "And the back metal part here, where you would put stuff, that's where the battery pack goes". Now she is telling me this with all sincerity and a completly straight face as if she was telling me how you mix eggs in a cake mix batter, like it's an every day thing! To say I about busted my gutt was an understatement! I cannot believe that they buy bikes with fricking MOTORS on them! Then she proceeds to show me where the gears are located and tells me that I should stop laughing, that you only use the motor "like when you get stuck going up hill". WHAT? Yeah, uh huh! Like that would be the only time they would use it! I could just hear Lorrie now. Man I just love these bikes! It puts the fun back into exercising doesn't it David? Hey honey by the way, could you please toss one of those Little Debbie coffee cakes over to me while we wait to get up this hill?
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OK....... now even "I" had to laugh my ass off at that!!! But only because you made it sound funny. We really did have good intentions and you did leave out the part about my sore knee and how "riding" is suppose to be "the" best therapy for my recovering knee surgery....... THANK YOU very much!
(but still LMAO)
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