Such a Beautiful Sight!

I came home from work and entered my 86 degree house. Fans blowing like crazy but not doing any damn good. Looked outside to see if I can see if Scott had the lawn mower out because the shed door was open both him and his truck was gone. I walked outside onto the back deck and what to my wondering eyes should appear? Not a sleigh and eight tiny riendeer. It was the most beautiful sight I have ever seen! It was a brand new heat/air unit!!!!!!!! Woooohooooo! Can we all say "Thank You Lord!" You should have seen the smile on my face when I laid my eyes on the beauty! It was as if I had just found a bag full of one hundred dollar bills sitting there just for us! It was such an amazing feeling I can't even begin to describe it! Scott went and helped him unload it from the truck and by doing so he said that he will deduct some money off the final price. How cool is that? They unloaded it and and then the man had to leave to take care of some business. What?? Oh no! PLEASE don't go! Come back! Don't just leave it here for us to LOOK at! We want to USE it! Well, the dude had something else more important to do I reckon but told Scott that we WILL have air by tonight. Tonight never came. Well, actually it DID come but not with the privelage of cool air! Good thing it wasn't all that hot out. We had a "cold spell" come through......91 degrees. Go figure. Tonight we will have air. We BETTER or something bad is going to happen. I can garantee that!