I have three children and all of them are grown and moved out of the house now. I have put in many years of kids coming to us and saying " I need this and that done for school and I don't know how to do it, blah, blah, blah....." Well Honey we will help you, we'll work on it this weekend. When is it due? TOMORROW?!?!?!? What the @#$%*&^!
Any parent who has a child in school knows exactly what I am talking about! Now you would think that since my children are all grown that I would be free of this but noooooooooo. I have home work to do TONIGHT! I have to search the internet to look for a photo of an alligator(s) and do a short report on them. How they live, what they eat....all that shit. Now here's the real kicker.......It's not even for MY KID! Good ole' Sheryl called and woke me up while I was taking my aftrernoon nap. I was on the beach just about to get sand up the crack of my ass with Kenny Chesney when all of a sudden I get a phone stuck up to my ear with the sound of Sheryl's voice coming out of it. Talk about that girl fucking up a wet dream! She can do it now! Anyway.....she tells me that Kyle has a report due tomorrow for school and that she doesn't have a computer and that she asked so and so and they don't have one either and blah blah blah blah blah.....
So to make a longer story short....I have to do it for him. This shit sucks. I hate homework. I never even done my own when I was in school and now I have to do someone elses kids homework! So to prevent being ever asked again, I'm going to do this report. BUT, I think I'll add in a "few words" of my own. Like maybe "A alligator is a large crocodilian reptile found only in the southern United States underneath beds of their own little boys who don't do their homework on and have their mamas friends do it for them" and in the Yangtze river China, having a shorter, blunter penis than the crocodile." I know Sheryl won't read over and check it before she sends it to school with him. I think that would be funny. Teach her a lesson or two. My bad I know. But hey....if it keeps me from having to still do homework at the age of 41 ......
2 comments:
Josh and I just finished reading your blog. (we really love the way you
write, we enjoy your story line) However, Josh would like to know, 'Do
people your age "still do that" (you know, have "wet dreams") Needless to
say, I think since you brought up the subject, you could assist him in the
answer. (It is your "dream" :)) You could call or e-mail:).
Oh and we didn't know that some crocks have big penises:)
I do like how all kids should have one under their beds especially when they
tell their parents their assignments are due "tomarrow".
Jan
Josh and I just finished reading your blog. (we really love the way you
write, we enjoy your story line) However, Josh would like to know, 'Do
people your age "still do that" (you know, have "wet dreams") Needless to
say, I think since you brought up the subject, you could assist him in the
answer. (It is your "dream" :)) You could call or e-mail:).
Oh and we didn't know that some crocks have big penises:)
I do like how all kids should have one under their beds especially when they
tell their parents their assignments are due "tomarrow".
Jan
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